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Why A.L.A.N. Rules the Ruins

A.L.A.N. is a versatile, offline-first tool that blends survival pragmatism with community-building, wrapped in a sleek post-apocalyptic package. It’s your bunker’s digital Swiss Army knife, ready to help you thrive when the world’s gone dark.

  • No Grid, No Problem: Runs wherever the world ends. Entirely offline.
  • Crew Connection: Link your survivors wirelessly with no Internet connection.
  • Survivor Email: Drop messages with read receipts across your network.
  • Persistent Profiles: Log in from any device, and your data snaps back.
  • AI Assistant: It's no joke. Your own reasoning AI to do with what you will.
  • Activity Ticker: Live feeds of trades, SOS calls, and Wall scribbles.
  • QR Code Connection: Anyone on local network can connect seamlessly.
  • Terminal Tapes: Stream classics or upload your own vids for bunker movie nights.
  • Bookshelf: Epub classics, 15 books. Dark-mode reading for those long nights.
  • Survival Guides: 23+ searchable manuals. Including first aid, water purification, and how to rebuild society.
  • Games That Slap: Stronghold, Galactic Guardian, Whiskers, and more.
  • Morse Code: Translate text to dots and dashes, or reverse it, for real-world wins.
  • User Settings: Change fonts, size, colors, backgrounds, make it yours
  • Wall Posts: Upload images for others on the network to see.
  • Logs: Keep track of it all with detailed logs.
  • Distress Beacon: Alert others on the network with SOS, Location Ping and Custom messages.
  • Party Mode: Feeling sad? Hit this button to turn that frown upside-down.

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The Survival Arsenal

Offline King

A.L.A.N. transforms your device, ensuring your community thrives when the world’s systems crumble.

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Network Legends

Connect survivors via WiFi or hotspot with zero internet. Turn chaos into an alliance against the apocalypse.

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Survival Guides

Unlock expertise with searchable guides. This digital vault equips you to conquer the ruins with unmatched resilience.

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Email Reborn

When global mail fails, A.L.A.N. delivers. Send secure messages and keep your network connected in a shattered world.

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Educational Software

Teachers create and assign lessons; students submit work and message for guidance. Rebuild education.

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Rubble Search Grid

Find survival guides or tools with Rubble’s precision search. Seize what you need to outlast the collapse.

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Activity Ticker

Monitor your network’s heartbeat in real time. A.L.A.N.’s ticker pulses with every move, keeping your community wired.

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Resource Sync

Track food and water seamlessly with a live inventory and trade system. Resources sync instantly.

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Terminal Tapes

Stream videos uploaded by the owner. A.L.A.N.’s media hub delivers defiance in the apocalypse.

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Bookshelf

Dive into timeless stories with our curated collection. A.L.A.N.’s Bookshelf preserves literature in a broken world.

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ALANNET

Reinvent the internet with ALANNET. Anyone on the network can build sites with the amazing website builder.

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Website Builder

Craft dynamic websites with text, images, and links. Get information out quickly across A.L.A.N.

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Apocaquest

Shape your fate in a choose-your-own-adventure. Scavenge, fight, or trade in the ruins.

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Whiskers

Adopt a virtual cat. Feed it, bond, or don't. A.L.A.N.’s Whiskers delivers raw emotion.

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Stronghold

Lead a tactical team against mutant tides. Fortify your base, unleash airstrikes, and endure 20 brutal waves.

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A.L.A.N. Anti-Virus

Blast your A.L.A.N. interface to bits as you purge a virus, then fight to restore it back to normal.

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Galactic Guardian

Command the Cosmos in a 360-degree space shooter. Crush Reapers, wield power-ups, and save humanity.

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Art Gallery

Discover a digital sanctuary of art. Zoom into da Vinci, Rembrandt, or Monet’s masterpieces.

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Rad-Rifle Renegade

Race 1,000 miles to Haven, competing with others for the high score. Will you make it?

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Wasteland Slots

Play Rad Reels, Golden Horses, or Scrap Jackpot. Hit the bonus, spin automatically, and manage your bank.

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Art Pad

Create with pencils, sprays, or stamps. Share creations to the Art Gallery. Defy the apocalypse with every stroke.

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Settings: Rule Your Realm

Tune font type & size, colors, opacity, and backgrounds.

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Dial in font size, pick your vibe (blue, green, cyberpunk, more), tweak opacity, or slap on custom backdrops. Control terminal transparency and shadow intensity as you make the terminal your own.

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A.L.A.N. Q&A

How’s A.L.A.N. Keep Me Alive Offline?

It’s a self-contained beast, running on your laptop or PC with a server and local JSON guts. Communications, guides, A.I., all help you stave off a grisly end. The first aid guide alone can keep you patched up and covers everything from childbirth to surgery.

Is the AI Worth a Damn?

This ain’t no toy. It’s a lean, offline genius built into A.L.A.N., spitting survival links or reasoning out complex problems. It's one of the best available. You will get weird responses if you ask crazy questions or put in short prompts. If you put in detailed prompts with plenty of information then it does really well. Tech Specs for Nerds: 1.5 billion parameters - Reasoning model - GGUF - Distilled - Small Quant - Zero-Shot.

Power’s Out. Can I Still Connect?

Hell yeah. Link up from a cave or a rooftop if the owner’s network is still alive. Plug a WiFi router into a Jackery Box and pair it with a solar panel for unlimited uptime.* No internet connection needed. *Jackery Explorer 300 ($229 on Amazon) provides power to average router for around 15-24 hours, and that's not even taking the solar charging into account!

Do I Need a Powerful Computer to Run This?

A.L.A.N. runs so efficient you can scrape by on an old laptop with 4GB of RAM. It's not going to power the football stadium full of survivors, but for a family or small group it'll work just fine. Gaming PCs and serious laptops can power a stadium full of survivors. A.L.A.N. detects the number of cores in your CPU and sets the server threads accordingly.

Is A.L.A.N. Secure?

A.L.A.N. is built for security in an offline world, keeping your data safe on your local network. With no internet exposure, robust measures like secure session keys, strict file upload controls, and input sanitization protect against threats. The “owner” role is locked to the host machine, and user data is stored with access controls. Regular updates ensure A.L.A.N. stays hardened, with future enhancements like data encryption and sandboxing on the way.

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A.L.A.N. Offline Survival Interface

You seriously couldn’t resist clicking, could you? I get it, you’re curious, and that’s why you’re still here, hovering over that buy button like it’s a life or death decision. Well, buckle up, because I’m Justin, the slightly unhinged dude who poured my soul into A.L.A.N. to keep us all alive when the world’s a flaming trash heap. Look, you’ve seen the main pitch, but let me sweeten the deal with some stuff I didn’t even brag about up there. Ever dreamed of kicking back in an apocalypse proof art gallery? A.L.A.N.’s got one, complete with the Mona Lisa and Last Supper staring you down while you barter for canned goods. Then there’s Galactic Guardian, my pride and joy. Took me forever to build that game, and it’s got alternate endings that hinge on whether the Admiral’s ship gets blasted to bits or not. Best game I’ve ever made, hands down. Though, okay, Rad-Rifle Renegade’s nipping at its heels, an endless runner where you’re pulling off insane super jumps, and I even tossed in a button to let you pick glitter or blood for the chaos. Your call, you beautiful weirdo. So why’d I build all this? Because surviving’s boring without some retro terminal flair and an AI that’s got your back. This isn’t just about scraping by, it’s about thriving, laughing in the face of the end times, and maybe making a friend along the way. You’re on the fence? Come on, take the plunge. Grab A.L.A.N., and let’s rule the wasteland together. Trust me, the updates coming will knock your socks off, if you’ve still got any left!

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