=== A.L.A.N. FIRST AID MANUAL ===
The world’s a mess. Don’t let your body join it. Patch yourself up, survive, and keep going.
> Cut
- Clean: Wash the cut with clean water. Boil the water first if you can.
- Pressure: Press hard on the wound with a cloth to stop the bleeding. Hold it for 10 minutes.
- Bandage: Wrap it tightly with a bandage, but don’t cut off circulation. Check that blood still flows below the wrap.
- Look for red streaks or pus. If you see them, infection is starting. Act quickly.
> Burn
- Cool: Cool the burn with tepid water for 10 to 15 minutes. Avoid ice or dirty water.
- Cover: Cover it loosely with a dry cloth. Don’t use grease or follow old myths.
- Blisters: Leave blisters alone. Popping them lets germs in.
- If breathing feels off, smoke might be the cause. Get fresh air fast.
> Fever
- Rest: Rest in the shade and stay still. Don’t move around.
- Hydrate: Sip water slowly in small amounts to stay hydrated.
- Cool: Place damp rags on your forehead or neck to cool down.
- If the fever goes above 103°F, trouble is coming. Watch it closely.
> Bruise
- Rest: Don’t use the bruised area. Let it rest.
- Cold: Apply a wet cloth or cold metal for 10 to 20 minutes. This reduces swelling.
- Check: If deep pain persists or breathing is hard, it’s more than a bruise.
> Cold
- Warm: Warm the body slowly with blankets, a fire, or skin-to-skin contact.
- Drink: Sip warm water if you can heat it.
- No Rub: Don’t rub the skin. It’s fragile. Check for frostbite.
> Rash
- Dry: Keep the rash clean and dry. Wash it if it’s oozing.
- No Scratch: Cover it if the urge to scratch is strong. Keep your hands off.
- Watch: Was it plants or bugs? If it spreads, trouble is brewing.
> Sprain
- Rest: Prop up the sprain and avoid putting weight on it.
- Wrap: Wrap it snugly with a cloth, but not too tight.
- Cold: Apply something cold if you have it. This eases swelling.
- If the pain is intense, it might be worse than a sprain. Don’t push it.
> Bleeding
- Pressure: Press hard on the wound with a cloth for 10 to 15 minutes. Don’t peek to check.
- Elevate: Raise the bleeding area above your heart if it’s not broken. This slows the flow.
- Tourniquet: As a last resort, use a tourniquet. Tie a belt tightly above the wound, note the time, and don’t leave it on longer than an hour.
- If blood keeps gushing, maintain pressure. Hope is fading.
> Fracture
- Immobilize: Splint the break with sticks and tie it snugly. Don’t try to straighten it.
- Pad: Place cloth or leaves under the splint. Check the pulse below the break.
- Swelling: Use a cold pack if you have one. Snow works too.
- If the bone is sticking out, cover it but don’t push it back. Stay put if you can’t move.
> Infection
- Signs: Look for redness, heat, or pus. Trouble has arrived.
- Clean: Wash it daily with boiled water. Use soap if you have it.
- Watch: See red streaks or a fever? Rest and drink fluids. Cut it out if you must.
> Shock
- Signs: Notice pale skin, clamminess, or fast breathing. They’re fading fast.
- Lay Down: Lay them flat and raise their legs 12 inches, unless the spine is injured.
- Warm: Cover them with a blanket or coat. Hypothermia can sneak in.
- Talk to them to keep them present. Don’t give food. Choking can kill.
> Diarrhea
- Hydrate: Sip clean water in tiny amounts often.
- Mix: Add 1 teaspoon of salt and sugar per liter of water if you have them.
- Rest: Avoid solids until it slows. The gut is weak.
> Vomiting
- Wait: Wait 30 minutes after vomiting, then sip water slowly.
- Rest: Lie flat with your head to the side in case it happens again.
- No Food: Don’t eat until the stomach settles. It’s too raw.
> Bee Sting
- Scrape: Scrape the stinger out. Don’t pinch it.
- Wash: Rinse the area with water to clean it.
- Cold: Apply a cold cloth to reduce swelling. Watch their breathing.
> Snake Bite
- Still: Keep the bitten limb still and below heart level.
- Tie: Tie a loose cloth above the bite. Don’t make it tight.
- No Cut: Don’t cut or suck the wound. Get help fast if possible.
> Spider Bite
- Wash: Rinse the bite with water to clean it.
- Cold: Use a cold compress to ease the pain.
- Watch: Look for fever, shaking, or spreading redness. That’s bad news.
> Sting
- Scrape: Scrape off the stinger if it’s there. Don’t squeeze it.
- Wash: Rinse with water, then apply a cold cloth.
- Check: If breathing gets hard or a rash appears, it’s serious.
> Allergy
- Signs: Notice a tight throat or trouble breathing. Act now.
- Lay: Lay them flat and raise their legs. Don’t give food.
- Calm: Keep them calm. Panic can kill. Look for a sting as the cause.
> Headache
- Rest: Rest in a dark, quiet place and stay still.
- Sip: Drink water slowly. Place a cold rag on your head.
- Watch: If it pounds with nausea, it could be serious.
> Migraine
- Lie: Lie down in a dark, quiet space.
- Sip: Drink water if you can keep it down.
- Rag: Use a cold or warm rag, whichever helps.
> Cough
- Sip: Drink water, warm if possible.
- Sit: Sit up to help breathing. Don’t lie flat.
- Check: If it’s dry with a fever, the lungs might be involved.
> Sore Throat
- Gargle: Gargle with salty water if you have salt.
- Sip: Drink warm or cool water slowly.
- Rest: Rest your voice. If a fever starts, keep watch.
> Chest Pain
- Sit: Sit still and lean forward if it feels better.
- Breathe: Take shallow breaths. Don’t force it.
- Sharp: If it’s sharp with a cough or fever, it could be the lungs or worse.
> Heart
- Sit: Sit and rest. Don’t move. Stay calm.
- Signs: If pain spreads to the arm or jaw, minutes matter.
- Fear: Fear makes it worse. Breathe slowly if you can.
> Stroke
- Lay: Lay them flat with the head slightly raised. Don’t give food.
- Signs: If one side goes limp or numb, note the time.
- Wait: There’s no fix here. Hope fades quickly.
> Seizure
- Clear: Move objects away and cushion their head.
- Don’t Hold: Let the seizure run its course. Time it.
- Over 5 minutes?: That’s bad. Keep their airway clear.
> Choking
- Lean: Lean them forward and hit their back hard five times.
- Push: Push up and in on their stomach five times firmly.
- Still Stuck?: Alternate between back hits and thrusts until it’s out.
> Drowning
- Out: Lay them flat with their head low. Check for breathing.
- Push: If there’s no breath, push on their chest 30 times fast.
- Breathing?: If they breathe, turn them on their side and keep them warm. Watch them.
> Heatstroke
- Shade: Move to shade fast and lay them flat.
- Cool: Place wet rags on their neck and armpits.
- Sip: Give water if they’re awake. No response means death is close.
> Dehydration
- Sip: Drink water slowly in small amounts often.
- Mix: Add 1 teaspoon of salt and sugar per liter if you have them.
- Rest: Rest in shade and stop moving.
> Frostbite
- Warm: Warm it slowly with skin-to-skin contact or lukewarm water.
- No Rub: Don’t rub it. Wrap it dry afterward.
- Black?: If it turns black, it’s dead. Watch for rot.
> Hypothermia
- Signs: Look for shivering or slurred speech. If it stops, they’re nearly gone.
- Warm: Use skin-to-skin contact, dry layers, or a fire nearby.
- Slow: Warm them gradually. Don’t dunk in hot water. Give warm sips if they’re awake.
> Poison
- Spit: Spit it out if it’s still in the mouth. Sip water after.
- No Puke: Don’t force vomiting unless it’s safe and you know what it was.
- Wait: There’s no fix here. Hope is slim.
> Food Poisoning
- Sip: Drink water slowly after vomiting stops.
- Rest: Lie flat and avoid food until it calms.
- Fever?: If there’s fever or blood, it’s a bad sign.
> Toothache
- Rinse: Rinse with water. Use salt water if you have it.
- No Chew: Don’t chew on it. If pain reaches the ear or swelling starts, it’s deep.
> Eye Injury
- Flush: Flush with clean water if there’s grit. Don’t rub it.
- Cover: Cover it loosely if it’s bad. Blood or blur means trouble.
- Blind?: Vision half gone needs fixing fast.
> Concussion
- Rest: Avoid light and movement. Stay still.
- Watch: Vomiting or worsening confusion is bad.
- Sleep: Sleeping is fine. Wake them to check.
> Blister
- Leave: Leave it alone or cover it with cloth if it’s raw.
- Pop?: Only pop big ones. Use a clean blade, wash it, and wrap it.
> Sunburn
- Shade: Get to shade and cool it with water for 10 minutes. Sip water slowly.
- Cover: Cover it loosely. Peeling is normal.
- Fever?: If fever starts, it’s gone deeper. Watch it.
> Nosebleed
- Sit: Sit and lean forward. Pinch your nose for 10 minutes.
- Cold: Place a cold cloth on your neck to help.
- Keeps Up?: If it won’t stop, pack it. Still bad means trouble.
> Cramp
- Stretch: Stretch it slowly. Don’t force it.
- Rub: Rub it gently. Sip water with salt if you have it.
- Persists?: If it won’t stop, something deeper is wrong. Check it.
> Strain
- Rest: Don’t put weight on it. Apply cold the first day.
- Warm: Use warmth after that and wrap it lightly.
- Pain Stays?: If pain lingers, it might be torn. Slow down.
> Dislocation
- Splint: Splint it where it is and tie it snugly.
- Don’t Push: Don’t force it back. The pain is wild. Move slowly.
> Bite
- Wash: Wash it thoroughly with water and soap if you have it.
- Watch: Look for redness or fever. The animal might be rabid.
> Scratch
- Clean: Wash it with water. Boil the water if you can.
- Cover: Cover it if it’s deep. Redness or heat means it’s bad.
> Abrasion
- Flush: Flush it with water to remove grit.
- Cover: Cover it loosely. Scrapes heal, but rot doesn’t.
> Puncture
- Leave: Leave the object in and wrap around it. Don’t pull it out.
- Bleeding: Press lightly. If it’s deep, time is short.
> Laceration
- Press: Stop the bleeding with a clean cloth.
- Wash: When it slows, wash it and bandage it snugly.
- Deep?: If it’s deep or dirty, trouble is coming.
> Ulcer
- Rinse: Rinse your mouth with salt water if you have it.
- Soft: Eat soft food and avoid spice. If it spreads, the gut is bad.
> Abscess
- Warm: Apply a warm cloth to help it drain. Don’t force it open.
- Clean: Clean it after draining. Fever or lines mean it’s spreading.
> Boil
- Warm: Use a warm rag to draw it out. Don’t squeeze it.
- Wash: Wash it if it pops. Fever means the blood is bad.
> Splinter
- Pull: Pull it out with clean metal, slowly and straight.
- Wash: Wash it after. Redness or heat means it’s stuck deep.
> Ingrown
- Soak: Soak it in warm water and lift the nail if possible.
- Clean: Clean it daily. Redness or pus means it’s gone bad.
> Chafing
- Dry: Keep it clean and dry. Use loose cloth if it’s raw.
- Bleeds?: If it bleeds, the skin is too far gone.
> Corn
- Soak: Soak it and pad it. Don’t cut it.
- Soft: Wear soft shoes if you have them. Deep pain means it’s worse.
> Callus
- Soak: Soak it and file it with a stone. Don’t draw blood.
- Leave: Leave it thick. Cracks mean rot could set in.
> Warts
- Dry: Keep them dry and covered. Don’t pick at them.
- Spreads?: If they spread, you’re stuck with them. Deal with it.
> Hives
- Cool: Apply a cool cloth. Don’t scratch them.
- Throat?: If the throat tightens, it’s worse. Watch closely.
> Eczema
- Dry: Avoid soap unless cleaning it. Grease it if you have something.
- Cracks?: If it cracks and bleeds, it’s raw.
> Psoriasis
- Wash: Wash gently and use oil if you have it.
- Scales: Don’t pull them off. Redness means it’s angry.
> Itch
- No Scratch: Use a cold cloth. Was it bugs or plants?
- Spreads?: If it spreads, it’s festering. Dig deeper.
> Nausea
- Sit: Sit still. Sip water slowly and wait out the spins.
- No Food: Don’t eat until it calms. Vomiting means rest on your side.
> Dizziness
- Lie: Lie down with your head low. Sip water if steady.
- Falls?: If vision blurs, the brain is off.
> Faint
- Lie: Lie flat and raise the legs. Use a cool rag.
- No Food: Don’t eat until they’re awake. If it keeps up, blood is low.
> Fatigue
- Rest: Rest in shade and avoid work. Sip water.
- Days?: If it lasts days, something is eating you. Check it.
> Insomnia
- Dark: Stay in a dark, quiet place and lie still.
- Sip: Drink warm water if you can. If your mind races, tire it out.
> Anxiety
- Breathe: Breathe slowly, counting five seconds each way.
- No Crowd: If shaking or chest tightens, ride it out alone.
> Panic
- Breathe: Take deep breaths and slow it down.
- Focus: Look at dirt or sky. Curl up if it won’t stop.
> Confusion
- Sit: Sit and rest. Don’t move. Sip water.
- Lost?: If time or place feels off, the brain is hit.
> Memory
- Rest: Rest and write things down if you can. Slipping?
- Head?: It might be a knock or something worse.
> Earache
- Warm: Place a warm cloth on it. Don’t dig inside.
- Pain?: If it reaches the jaw or fever starts, it’s deep trouble.
> Ringing
- Quiet: Rest in quiet. Avoid loud noise.
- Deaf?: If hearing fades, the ear or head is off.
> Sinus
- Steam: Breathe steam if you can heat water. Press your face into it.
- Muck?: Yellow discharge means it’s stuck.
> Congestion
- Sit: Sit up and sip warm water if you can.
- Steam: Cover your head with steam. Fever means lungs are next.
> Asthma
- Sit: Sit up and breathe slowly to calm it.
- Cold?: Cold air kills. Cover your mouth. If wheezing persists, air is gone.
> Pneumonia
- Rest: Sit up and rest. Don’t lie flat.
- Sip: Drink water, warm if possible. Coughing blood means lungs are drowning.
> Bronchitis
- Sip: Drink warm water and rest. Avoid cold air.
- Cough?: Wet cough with spit and fever lasting weeks means it’s dug in.
> Flu
- Rest: Rest in shade and sip water in small amounts.
- Aches?: Fever with cough and aches means ride it out.
> Malaria
- Rest: Rest in shade. Fever swings point to this.
- Sip: Drink water. Shaking and sweating come in cycles.
> Cholera
- Water: Drink water hard. Mix 1 teaspoon of salt and sugar per liter.
- No Solids: Leg cramps mean you’re drying out.
> Typhoid
- Rest: Sip clean water. Boil it first.
- Fever?: Slow-rising fever with gut pain means blood is bad.
> Dysentery
- Sip: Drink water with salt and sugar if you have them.
- Blood?: Blood in stool means the gut is torn.
> Measles
- Rest: Rest in a dark place. Eyes hate light.
- Rash?: Rash with fever means sip water and cool down.
> Mumps
- Rest: Sip water. The jaw will swell.
- Cold: Place a cold cloth on the neck. Fever means it’s spreading.
> Rubella
- Rest: Sip water. Rash starts on the face.
- Joints?: Aching joints confirm this one.
> Chickenpox
- No Scratch: Use a cool cloth and sip water.
- Spots?: Spots with fever mean this is it.
> Shingles
- Cool: Use cool rags. Don’t scratch it.
- Pain?: Sharp pain with a lined rash means a nerve is hit.
> Tetanus
- Clean: Clean the wound fast with boiled water.
- Jaw?: If the jaw locks or stiffens, fight it. You’re locking up.
> Rabies
- Wash: Wash the bite hard with water and soap.
- Fear?: Fear of water and shaking mean it’s too late.
> Tuberculosis
- Rest: Sip water. Coughing blood?
- Lungs: Lungs are rotting. Fever and night sweats confirm it.
> Hepatitis
- Rest: Sip water. Don’t eat if vomiting.
- Yellow?: Yellow eyes and dark urine mean the liver is hit.
> Appendicitis
- Lie: Lie still. Pain in the right gut?
- No Food: Sip water. Fever and vomiting mean it’s bursting.
> Gallstone
- Rest: Avoid fat. Pain is under the ribs.
- Puking?: Vomiting means the stone is stuck. Ride it out.
> Kidney
- Sip: Drink water. Back pain and burning pee?
- Blood?: Blood in urine with fever means a stone or worse.
> CPR
- Check: No breath or pulse means start now.
- Push: Push on the chest 2 inches deep at 100 beats per minute. Think ‘Stayin’ Alive’ rhythm.
- Breaths: If trained, give 2 breaths every 30 pushes. If not, just pump.
- Keep going until they gasp or you collapse.
> Tips
- Stay calm. Panic drains you fast.
- No meds? Use alcohol to clean and honey to seal.
- Infection kills. Watch every scratch.
- No doctor nearby? Handle it and hunker down.
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