Terms of Service

Hey there, speedster! Welcome to our super-duper SpeedTest. Here’s the not-so-boring fine print, served with a side of giggles:

• No Data Diet: We’re on a strict no-data policy. No user inputs, no saving stuff. You test your speed, and we forget you faster than you forget where you parked your car.
• Easy Does It: One test every 30 seconds, please. Give our servers a breather—they’re not training for the Internet Olympics!
• Cloudflare’s Magic: Our speedtest runs on Cloudflare’s fancy network. If they give you the side-eye for weird behavior, don’t blame us—we’re just borrowing their turbo juice.
• Play Nice: No sending bots or trying to break our site. Let’s keep this a fun zone, not a robot wrestling match.
• Speedy but Not Perfect: We try to give you the zippiest results, but if your internet’s acting like a sleepy turtle, that’s between you and your router.
• Terms Might Zoom: These rules could get a tune-up someday. Peek back here if you’re curious, or just keep testing your speed like a champ.

By using our SpeedTest, you’re saying, “I’m cool with this!” If not, no hard feelings—go chase some Wi-Fi bars elsewhere. Got questions? Holler at admin@wernerhost.com. We might even reply with a dad joke!